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A Hog Heaven of Hog Humor

PIG JOKES

I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled.

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.

How do pigs get to the hospital? In ham-bulances.

How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!

Why are pigs awful basketball players? They hog the ball

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.

What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

What kind of work do pigs do after school? Hamwork.

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