100 Fun and Colorful 'Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue' Jokes
What’s more romantic than giving flowers? Oh, telling poems about flowers, maybe.
Share these with the love of your life. We aren’t to be held responsible for any tragic endings.
1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I heard you pick your boogers… ew!
2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too!
3. Roses are red, Violets are blue, did you just fart? Pee-yoo!
4. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can’t rhyme… apple!
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m allergic to dust, achoo!
6. Roses are red, Violets are blue, the sheep say “bah” and the cows say “moo”.
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