Toilet Paper Jokes That Will Have You Reaching for The…Tissues Story

[{"selector":"#anim-94e7bcb9-30b2-4f67-8a8d-f0b605ea5dcc","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-112.0944%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] Toilet Paper Jokes That Will Have You Reaching for The…Tissues

[{"selector":"#anim-3e517e09-230c-4769-9677-ee771d3efe08","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(0px, 170.16358%, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] Ah…toilet humour. Something that never bogs us down when we are seeking inspiration for a joke.

[{"selector":"#anim-86081f71-4bb3-4204-b3a9-3c10f8e0f9cc","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(0px, -176.26478%, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] When you feel like you have run out of jokes and are struggling to push out another one, use these to add some fun into your routine.

[{"selector":"#anim-3d3fc1b5-db0a-46f9-baa6-7becb626fc51","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(0px, 195.94772%, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] 1. What’s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides.

[{"selector":"#anim-3890546c-2d24-4462-8740-091cbaeb9198","keyframes":[{"offset":0,"transform":"translate3d(0, -239.01456%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.29,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.45,"transform":"translate3d(0, -67.210894272%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.61,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.71,"transform":"translate3d(0, -22.849791936%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.8,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.85,"transform":"translate3d(0, -8.580622704%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.92,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.96,"transform":"translate3d(0, -3.7286271359999996%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":1,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"}],"delay":0,"duration":1600,"fill":"both"}] 2. Why did the toilet paper act so cool? Because it was on a roll.

[{"selector":"#anim-3ccb50df-e126-4275-9011-fd3b094915c6","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(0px, 139.13219%, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] 3. I ran out of toilet paper last week and can’t afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realization has kicked in…The Times are really Rough!!!

[{"selector":"#anim-1222b3f4-eb50-4f52-93f2-091924025dc2","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] 4. I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

[{"selector":"#anim-ad1ae75e-9939-4d96-9c23-05b0c10f1f20","keyframes":[{"offset":0,"transform":"translate3d(0, -346.05168%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.29,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.45,"transform":"translate3d(0, -97.30973241599999%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.61,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.71,"transform":"translate3d(0, -33.082540608%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.8,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.85,"transform":"translate3d(0, -12.423255312%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":0.92,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"},{"offset":0.96,"transform":"translate3d(0, -5.398406207999999%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(.5, 0, 1, 1)"},{"offset":1,"transform":"translate3d(0, 0%, 0)","easing":"cubic-bezier(0, 0, .5, 1)"}],"delay":0,"duration":1600,"fill":"both"}] 5. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? He got stuck in a crack.

[{"selector":"#anim-3d514c4e-ccbb-4873-912b-f34f11d9d337","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-109.88372%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-c8323994-6d7a-4001-a8c4-4ed721b8cf38","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-4f68be2a-d968-4c12-8acd-b7ea173c302b","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}] 6. Where did the Terminator find extra toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

[{"selector":"#anim-5fd45f3b-f017-4337-869c-5d8457ce0777","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.3333333333333333)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":1000,"fill":"forwards"}] 7. Why didn’t the toilet paper finish the race? Because it was wiped out.

SWIPE UP FOR MORE TOILET PAPER JOKES THAT WILL HAVE YOU REACHING FOR THE…TISSUES