We asked an online forum to find out what expressions women say that drive men crazy.
I Don’t Know, You Decide
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Many online users weighed in on this irksome statement as a teeth-clenching maddening phrase.
Particularly when women go on to say “no” to every meal suggestion.
They Couldn’t Handle Me
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This one suggests she is a big red flag, which is off-putting for any guy who wants a healthy relationship.
The sharer stated, “Relationships are about building each other up, not constantly having to deal with the other person’s attitude or poor behavior/mental health.”
I’m Fine
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This is a relationship minefield for men because she’s quite clearly not fine.
One user said, “It’s up there with ‘No, you go ahead, do whatever you want.’.”
Do You Like My Friend?
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Many guys feel this is a loaded question.
“It always ends up in an argument, no matter what you answer.”
I Just Think It’s Funny How…
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This one often comes right after the “I’m fine” lie.
“Narrator: She did not, in fact, think it was funny.”
Do I Look Fat? Be Honest
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Another loaded question.
“As a modern woman, you do not need a man to validate your self-image. Take a look in the mirror and tell yourself whether or not you look fat.”
We Need To Talk
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This one came up a lot.
“Hit her back with the ‘We sure do!’ Now we are both suffering…”
Man Up
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Or “act like a real man.”
“It’s not nice coming from anyone.”
You Just Need to Put Yourself Out There
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Whether solicited or not, this dating advice is mind-numbingly stupid.
“What does that even mean, anyway? As an adult, what IS putting oneself out there?”
I Was Thinking…
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Cue something a dude doesn’t want to hear.
“Whenever my wife says that means I’m gonna be doing something that I don’t want to.”
All Men Are the Same
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This projection of bitterness isn’t endearing or even factually accurate.
“Stop reducing me to the level of the worst man you’ve met.”
I’ll Be Ready in Five Minutes
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The biggest lie women ever told!
Five minutes? More like five hours!
If You Can’t Handle Me at My Worst, You Don’t Deserve Me at My Best
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The fake Marilyn Monroe quote some women have in their Facebook bios.
“Excellent warning sign to stay clear because she’ll be full of drama.”
I’ll Just Have Some of Yours
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This is the girl code for “goodbye, French fries.”
“Nothing makes me angrier. Lol.”
To Make a Long Story Short…
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Get comfy, guys. It’s gonna be a monologue.
“It is never followed by a short story…..ever.”
No Offense
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Okay. No one likes hearing this one!
“‘No offense’ Pretty much guaranteed to offend, lol.”
Why Don’t You Have a Girlfriend?
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We don’t know, Becky, why won’t you guys date us?!
“If I knew, wouldn’t I have one? Seriously people, go away I’m sick of hearing it I don’t need a woman to be happy.”
What Are You Thinking About?
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“Literally nothing. Not the word because a word is something, but nothing is nothing. I can’t even think about it because a thought is something.”
That’s my go-to answer, but it’s also true. My wife doesn’t care what I’m thinking anymore.”
He’s Just a Friend
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You might think that, but we guarantee he doesn’t.
“The sad thing is, she genuinely believes it.”
Happy Wife, Happy Life
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Both parties deserve to be happy.
“It’s probably already on this list, but I know it irritates quite a bit.”
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