HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS STORY

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[{"selector":"#anim-1d153060-94dd-4b7b-902e-36f74313d506","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-115.18988%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-702e2ff2-7fc0-49bf-b0cf-a16c2c10f33f","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(0px, -100.05958%, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] It’s never too early to start planning out how you’re going to wow everyone on Halloween night, right? Aside from those fantastic family Halloween costumes, jokes are the biggest part of the holiday!

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