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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… our tea has turned to fros-tea

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… Trees are chopping themselves into firewood

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… I saw Superman taking a taxi.

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… I had to eat ice cream just to warm up

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… dogs are wearing cats.

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle

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