BECAUSE MOM SAYS

A lot has changed since the turn of the century – just ask this nostalgic lot!

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“I couldn’t tell you the number of my girlfriends who I own a house with. But I can tell you my childhood friend’s parents’ home phone number from 30 years ago.”

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“I could carry on a verbal conversation with my parents without looking at what I was texting. I wish I had some other skill that would have aged better.”

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“I was the first one in my class who learned how to do it and had a computer capable of doing it. Oh, what a brief and shining moment of popularity…”

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I would want to see what was coming up on Nickelodeon in the next hour, get distracted because it took too long, then have to wait for it to scroll through again.”

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“Making the books of clip art was a whole industry. TIL from a tour of a newspaper printer in the ’80s!”

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“I got one when we were headed to vacation at the beach, and my poor Tamagotchi fell into the water. I can still see my poor Tamagotchi dying, but I couldn’t do anything about it.”

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BECAUSE MOM SAYS

Obsolete and Outdated: 14 Skills Millenials Learned in the 90s That Have No Place in Today’s World

A lot has changed since the turn of the century – just ask this nostalgic lot!

“I couldn’t tell you the number of my girlfriends who I own a house with. But I can tell you my childhood friend’s parents’ home phone number from 30 years ago.”

01

MEMORIZING PHONE NUMBERS

“I could carry on a verbal conversation with my parents without looking at what I was texting. I wish I had some other skill that would have aged better.”

02

T9 TEXTING

“I was the first one in my class who learned how to do it and had a computer capable of doing it. Oh, what a brief and shining moment of popularity…”

03

CD-BURNING

I would want to see what was coming up on Nickelodeon in the next hour, get distracted because it took too long, then have to wait for it to scroll through again.”

04

MEMORIZING TV CHANNELS

“Making the books of clip art was a whole industry. TIL from a tour of a newspaper printer in the ’80s!”

05

WORD ART

“I got one when we were headed to vacation at the beach, and my poor Tamagotchi fell into the water. I can still see my poor Tamagotchi dying, but I couldn’t do anything about it.”

06

KEEPING A TAMAGOTCHI

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