The Best Bone Rattling Skeleton Jokes
100 of the best spooky and funny skeleton jokes to make the whole family laugh. Laugh until your bones hurt with these hilarious Jokes!
1. What did the skeleton say before dinner?
2. Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
3. What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
4. What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
A numb skull!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to dance with!
What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Will you marrow me?
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