SNOW DAY JOKES STORY

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM It’s so cold… you have to break the smoke off your chimney It’s so cold… you have to break the smoke off your chimney

It’s so cold… Trees are chopping themselves into firewood It’s so cold… Trees are chopping themselves into firewood

It’s so cold… The ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps It’s so cold… The ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps

It’s so cold… I saw Superman taking a taxi.

It’s so cold… I had to eat ice cream just to warm up

It’s so cold… my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.

It’s so cold… dogs are wearing cats. It’s so cold… dogs are wearing cats.

It’s so cold… the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle It’s so cold… the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle

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