The Best Bone Rattling Skeleton Jokes

100 of the best spooky and funny skeleton jokes to make the whole family laugh. Laugh until your bones hurt with these hilarious Jokes!

1. What did the skeleton say before dinner?

BONE appetit.

2. Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

3. What do skeletons hate the most about wind?

Nothing, it goes right through them.

4.  What do you call a skeleton with no friends?

Bonely

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