“I was onboard a ship on our way to Greece. It was really friggin’ hot so I decided against sleeping in our cabin. I took my sleeping bag topside and installed myself.
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AND THEN SHE SPOKE THAT SINGLE, TERRIBLE WORD: ‘NON’
“I once had a girl I was interested in tell me ‘too bad you aren’t as good looking as your brothers.’ Being told I was the ugly brother was absolutely brutal to hear.”