100 Robot Jokes That You Can Cache in On

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Robots. So handy yet…scary. Maybe one day they will take over the world and become our overlords.

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But until then, here are some awesome robot jokes to set your mind at ease and reboot your sense of humor. Download these into your memory bank.

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1. What is a robot’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

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2. How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder!

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3. Why did the robot go back to robot school? Because his skills were getting a little rusty!

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4. What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A trans-farmer!

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5. What did the man say to his dead robot? “Rust in peace.”

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6. What’s a robot’s favorite book? “Transform Yourself” by Anne Droid

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7. Why did the robot sleep under a car? He wanted to get up oily

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