BECAUSE MOM SAYS

We asked men, what things have women said/done that made them run for the hills?!

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Another user experienced this bizarre fetish: “Had a girl ask me to lick her eye. I did. Then she licked mine. I have only spoken of this once because licking eyes.”

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“I had a woman tell me that if anyone was to an*y re her while she’s passed out, she’d hope it would be me. Because I would not do anything physically damaging.”

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“A girl tried to hit on me using the seductive sentence “I’m as smooth down there as a 4-year-old”.

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“When I was in high school another student told me that she would like to pull out her eyes so I could f*** her skull.

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Some real bunny boiler stuff goes on: “I’d rather kill you than break up with you”.

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BECAUSE MOM SAYS

18 Creepy Things Women Have Said to Men

We asked men, what things have women said/done that made them run for the hills?!

Another user experienced this bizarre fetish: “Had a girl ask me to lick her eye. I did. Then she licked mine. I have only spoken of this once because licking eyes.”

01

EYE LOVE YOU

“I had a woman tell me that if anyone was to an*y re her while she’s passed out, she’d hope it would be me. Because I would not do anything physically damaging.”

02

DAMAGE CONTROL

“A girl tried to hit on me using the seductive sentence “I’m as smooth down there as a 4-year-old”.

03

SMOOTH CRIMINAL

“When I was in high school another student told me that she would like to pull out her eyes so I could f*** her skull.

04

SKULL BE DAMNED

Some real bunny boiler stuff goes on: “I’d rather kill you than break up with you”.

05

PSYCHO WEIRDO

SWIPE UP TO READ THE FULL POST!

READ MORE

BECAUSE MOM SAYS

18 Creepy Things Women Have Said to Men

We asked men, what things have women said/done that made them run for the hills?!

Another user experienced this bizarre fetish: “Had a girl ask me to lick her eye. I did. Then she licked mine. I have only spoken of this once because licking eyes.”

01

EYE LOVE YOU

“I had a woman tell me that if anyone was to an***y r**e her while she’s passed out, she’d hope it would be me. Because I would not do anything physically damaging.”

02

DAMAGE CONTROL

“A girl tried to hit on me using the seductive sentence “I’m as smooth down there as a 4-year-old”.

03

SMOOTH CRIMINAL

“When I was in high school another student told me that she would like to pull out her eyes so I could f*** her skull.

04

SKULL BE DAMNED

Some real bunny boiler stuff goes on: “I’d rather kill you than break up with you”.

05

PSYCHO WEIRDO

SWIPE UP TO READ THE FULL POST!

READ MORE

“I had a woman tell me that if anyone was to an*y re her while she’s passed out, she’d hope it would be me. Because I would not do anything physically damaging.”