We asked men, what things have women said/done that made them run for the hills?!
Eye Love You
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“My ex wanted to lick my eye. I let her, and it was weird. Did not repeat.”
Another user experienced this bizarre fetish: “Had a girl ask me to lick her eye. I did. Then she licked mine. I have only spoken of this once because licking eyes.”
Damage Control
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“I had a woman tell me that if anyone was to an***y r**e her while she’s passed out, she’d hope it would be me. Because I would not do anything physically damaging.”
“Not sure it was intended to be an off-handed compliment, but seriously, what the f***.”
Smooth Criminal
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When enticing remarks go horribly wrong….
“A girl tried to hit on me using the seductive sentence “I’m as smooth down there as a 4-year-old”.
Skull Be Damned
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“When I was in high school another student told me that she would like to pull out her eyes so I could f*** her skull.
I was just looking for a nice girl to cuddle with and go to the movies and stuff, ya know?”
Psycho Weirdo
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Some real bunny boiler stuff goes on: “I’d rather kill you than break up with you”.
Aim For The Jugular
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“I had a female manager who was mid-40s. Whenever she asked me to do something I would say ‘yes, ma’am’.
She once said, “When you call me ma’am, it makes me want to thr*** you so bad.”
Death Becomes Him
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“It would’ve been so much easier if you just died, so then I wouldn’t have to break up with you.”
How do you even respond to that? “Thanks, me too,” lol.”
Actually, No
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“Gro**d my a** out of nowhere and said, “I bet you wanna buy me a drink now.”
“Had something similar happen to me at a bar. Group of drunk chicks walking around, and one comes up to me and squeezes my a**.”
Truck Stop
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“In high school a girl hid in the bed of my truck when I left a football game, thinking I was going home. I went out to a friend’s house, and after an hour she came in and asked for a ride home.
I had talked to this girl only a handful of times, but apparently, she had told people we were dating.”
Face Eater
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“At a party, out of nowhere, she declared her undying love for me, leaped on me, and ate my face (not literally).
I pushed her off of me, and she smashed her phone into the wall and went outside and lay in the middle of the road to get run over by a car.”
Poor Oral Hygiene
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One guy had a Nordic trip he won’t be forgetting anytime soon:
“1977, Reykjavik, Iceland. In the middle of some “oral attention,” she tried to shove a toothbrush up my b***… the bristle end!”
Baby Daddy
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“Tie off the condom and go to the bathroom, leaving the door open. She wrapped it in TP and put it in her bag. I’m pretty sure she wanted to get herself pregnant and rope me in or at least get child support.”
Cat Lady
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“I got done working out and she walked up, licked up my neck and face, then said “I’ll give you a kitten bath.”
I was 17 and clearly wearing my local school’s senior hoodie with the current year on it.”
Dirty Dinner Talk
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“One night stand with an inexperienced woman, she was nervous, and I guess tried to talk dirty. Said something like:
“I bet your sausage would go well with some mashed potatoes.”
No Boundaries
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S**ual assault happens to guys too.
“A woman tried to force herself onto me at a urinal. My brother grabbed a security guard outside, and he took her down.”
Gone With The Wind
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“My first name is Rhett, from Gone With The Wind. I once went to an office where a lady in her 50s worked. Apparently, she had a fetish for Rhett Butler.
She used to pleasure herself while thinking about him. Do you think I’m creepy for telling you this? Imagine how I felt when she was telling me.”
Coffee Date
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“I was hopped up on coffee and couldn’t stop moving trying to burn off the extra energy.
Lady came up and said, “you have a lot of energy!” I explained the situation, and she said, “I need you to come over to my house. I need some energy in me”.
Whitney’s Biggest Fan
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“Waiting for my husband to comment about the time I was drunk and used his piece as a microphone to bellow out Whitney Houston’s “Anddddd Iiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu.”
So embarrassing, but ten years later, he’s still here.” Source: Reddit.
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