“I never wanted kids. I knew how hard they would be. Now with a seven year old, it is exactly as stressful as I imagined it’d be, and I don’t ever want to go through this again.”
“One thing I will never do again is trying to impress my cat by doing a backflip. My cat just looked at me with that “I’m not impressed” expression on her face, and I ended up with a sore back for a week.”