THE BEST BONE RATTLING SKELETON JOKES
Skeletons can seem pretty creepy. Especially if you have plenty in your closet. Yet, they can also provide you with a lot of humerus.
Let’s not drag the bone around any longer. Enjoy these 100 skeleton jokes that are bound to cause raise teeth-chattering guffaws.
BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
1. What did the skeleton say before dinner?
Because he’s dead.
2. Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
3. What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Bonely
4. What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
He did not have the guts!
5. Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
Because nothing gets under their skin
6. Why are skeletons so calm?
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