BECAUSE MOM SAYS

Family gatherings are great times for bonding. Yet, when you feed the tribe the food you enjoyed as a kid, you may be met with frowns and groans.

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Tastes evolve, and there are some types of food you must leave behind (or at least enjoy in secret). A warning for millennials, you will experience this same issue with Gen Zers.

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But we’re talking about baby boomers here. So for those of you that are part of this generation. Maybe leave the following off the menu when your kids and grandkids pop over to say “Hi.”

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Fish is excellent brain food, but having it in a can suggests you don’t have much to offer for lunch.

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Take all the leftover parts of a chicken, turkey, beef, and pork that nobody needs and mince them all together. Now you have the beloved bologna.

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This cheese imitation looks cute in its individually wrapped slices. Yet, the plasticky taste of it leaves one wondering if this is the real deal.

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Vegetables are a staple part of any diet. However, those that are canned need to be left alone. The flavor has been washed away thanks to the water in the can.

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BECAUSE MOM SAYS

The Tasteless Wonders of Boomer Cuisine: Hold Your Noses and Open Your Mouths, Millennials!

Family gatherings are great times for bonding. Yet, when you feed the tribe the food you enjoyed as a kid, you may be met with frowns and groans.

Tastes evolve, and there are some types of food you must leave behind (or at least enjoy in secret). A warning for millennials, you will experience this same issue with Gen Zers.

But we’re talking about baby boomers here. So for those of you that are part of this generation. Maybe leave the following off the menu when your kids and grandkids pop over to say “Hi.”

Fish is excellent brain food, but having it in a can suggests you don’t have much to offer for lunch.

01

TUNA IN CAN

Take all the leftover parts of a chicken, turkey, beef, and pork that nobody needs and mince them all together. Now you have the beloved bologna.

02

BOLOGNA SAUSAGE

This cheese imitation looks cute in its individually wrapped slices. Yet, the plasticky taste of it leaves one wondering if this is the real deal.

03

PROCESSED CHEESE

Vegetables are a staple part of any diet. However, those that are canned need to be left alone. The flavor has been washed away thanks to the water in the can.

04

CANNED VEGETABLES

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