100 PUMPKIN JOKES THAT WILL TAKE ROOT IN YOUR MIND
The pumpkins have spent their time rooting around for some home-grown gags to tell.
Lets see if these take root with you.
A pump-king.
1. What do you call a royal gourd?
Pumpkin-nickel bread.
2. What do pumpkins bake?
A pump-kid.
3. What do you call a young pumpkin?
It kept pumping.
4. Why was the pumpkin blushing?
They make great carriages.
5. Why did the pumpkins run a taxi service?
A pun-king.
6. What kind of gourd always tells jokes?
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