Ready to hear some roar-some jokes about our favorite fire-breathing friends? Get ready because here they are.
1. How do dragons measure earthquakes?
They check the Richter-scale.
2. What do dragons sing when cooking?
Burn, baby, burn.
3. Why are dragons great music teachers?
They know all the scales.
4. Why didn’t the dragon go outside?
It was the reluctant dragon.
5. What did the dragon eat after going to the dentist?
6. Why did the knight befriend the dragon?
It was claw-some.
7. Why did the dragon hoard treasure when it was young?
They were its golden years.
8. Why didn’t the ice dragon have any friends?
It gave people the cold shoulder.
9. Why are dragons bad teachers?
Their lessons drag on.
10. How do you know if a dragon is excited?
It gets all fired up.
11. what do you get if you cross a dragon with an insect?
12. Why don’t dragons like knights?
They fight all knight long.
13. Why do dragons live in tall buildings?
They like to tower over people.
14. Why did the snake think it was a dragon?
It made a hiss-take.
15. Did you hear about the dragon that stole the king’s crown?
It was his crowning achievement.
16. Why didn’t the dragon go back to work?
It was fired.
17. What do dragons do for fun?
They enter talon shows.
18. What is a dragons favorite TV show?
19. What is the scariest type of fruit?
The dragon fruit.
20. What do you get if you’re bit by an ice dragon?
21. Why don’t dragons use cutlery?
Their tongues are already forked.
22. What meal do dragons order from McDonalds that tries to fight the dragon?
A scrappy meal.
23. What do you get if you cross a dragon and a race-car?
A drag race.
24. What kind of fly breathes fire?
25. What road do dragons travel on?
26. What is a dragons favorite band?
27. Why do dragons eat chefs after they’ve been on TV?
It’s dinner and a show.
28. What do you call a dragon that chucks fire balls at people?
29. What is a dragons favorite toy?
30. What do you get if you cross a car with a dragon?
31. Where do dragons go for a manicure and massage?
The scale salon.
32. What is the nicest dragon Pokémon?
33. Why do dragons cover themselves in gold?
They like to feel treasured.
34. What do you get if you cross royalty with a dragon?
A drag queen.
35. Why did the dragon win the talent show?
She was the beast one there.
36. What is a dragons favorite food?
37. What does a dragon call a bus full of people?
Meals on wheels.
38. Why are dragons bad parents?
They always scold their kids.
39. What do dragons say when their eggs hatch?
40. Why did the dragon set a barbie doll on fire?
It wanted a barbie-que.
41. Why do dragons keep knight’s swords?
They always need spare tooth-picks.
42. Why were there no dragons at the concert?
You were supposed to Imagine Dragons.
43. Why were there spears sticking out of the dragon?
It had been lanced-a-lot.
44. Why was the dragon ill?
It kept smoking.
45. What do you call a loud dragon?
46. Why did the dragon love the wizard?
He was a-mage-ing.
47. Why didn’t the dragon eat the knight in shining armour?
It didn’t have a tin opener.
48. What dragon is always on the toilet?
The commode-o dragon.
49. What is a dragons favorite game?
Dungeons and dragons.
50. Why was the dragon tired?
It was going to knight school.
51. Why did the dragon throw the T-Rex into the air?
He wanted to see a dino-soar.
52. What holiday do dragons love?
53. What kind of stories do dragons like to tell?
54. What is a dragons favorite day of the week?
55. Why was the dragons school built on the clouds?
It was a high school.
56. Why did the French dragon eat a pony before dinner?
It was a horse d’oeuvre.
57. What do you call a dragon that has been impaled with spears and loves to sing?
58. What do you call a boring dragon?
59. Why were the dragon and the lion friends?
They were both roar-some.
60. Why did Hiccup’s dragon go to the dentist?
It was toothless.
61. What book did the Viking read when his dragon set his house on fire?
How to train your dragon.
62. Where do dragons book their holidays?
63. Where do ice dragons go on holiday?
64. Why was fire oozing off the dragon?
It was moulting lava.
65. Why did the dragon keep making mistakes at home?
It lived in the cave of blunders.
66. Why did the dragon dress in straw and cable?
It had gone hay-wire.
67. What dragon is the best secret agent?
68. Why did the dragon go to the barber?
It was a bearded dragon.
69. Why did the princess go to a heavy metal concert?
Because the Dragon-forced her to go.
70. How did the dragon kidnap the princess?
It dragged her away from the castle.
71. What dragon Pokémon is nocturnal?
72. Why don’t dragons go on adventures?
They ask too many quest-ions.
73. Why was the dragon always angry?
It was a snap-dragon.
74. How does a dragon speed read?
It scrolls through its tomes.
75. Why didn’t the dragon regret eating the knight?
It was a cold-blooded killer.
76. Why was Smaug the dragon kicked out of school?
He kept tolkein in class.
77. Did you hear about the great stone dragon?
He was a chip off the old block?
78. What did the dragon get after eating fire-crackers?
79. How can you tell a dragon egg apart from a regular egg?
Dragon eggs are eggsquisite.
80. Why do dragons love setting things alight on bonfire night?
81. What do dragons study in school?
82. How did the dragon get into the highest room of the tallest tower?
It scaled the walls.
83. What is the difference between a dragon and a car?
A car only has one horn.
84. Why didn’t the dragon like snakes?
They were hiss worst nightmare.
85. Why didn’t the dragon like small creatures?
They were beneath him.
86. How high can dragons count?
Up to a rept-million.
87. What do you call a dragon wearing a Japanese dress?
A kimono dragon.
88. What type of baths do dragons take?
A steam bath.
89. What is a dragons favourite chocolate bar from the wild west?
A dragon wheel.
90. What do you call a good-looking dragon?
91. Why did the humans wake the sleeping dragon?
They were alarmed.
92. Why did the dragon set the people alight?
It was training them to be fire-men.
93. What band is also a dragons favorite meal?
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
94. Why do dragons bathe in volcanoes?
So they can rinse, lava, and repeat.
95. Why did the dragon chase Bruce Springsteen?
Because, he was born to run.
96. What do dragons so on holiday?
The spend time in the hot tub.
97. What dragon do you find at the end of a story?
98. How do you ground a dragon?
You cut its wings off.
99. Why did the dragon keep knights on lances.
It was making skewer they didn’t run off.
Conclusion: Until next time, keep these dragon jokes in your very own treasure hoard.