Pokemon. Such an awesome anime with so many cute and wonderful creatures. We have taken our Pokeball and caught 100 Pokemon Jokes that will have you giggling in delight.
Hope you get some Skarbliss from these.
1. What is Aladdin’s favorite Pokemon?
2. What happens when Pikachu holds his breath?
He turns pika-blue.
3. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
4. What do you call someone who likes to chew gum while mountain climbing?
5. What does an electric-type Pokemonsay when he gets gassy after drinking milk?
I’m zaptos intolerant.
6. Where do Pokemongo if their tails fall off?
A retail store
7. Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
8. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
9. Which Pokemon can tell you the future?
10. What’s better than one Pikachu?
11. How can Pikachu make a baby laugh?
By playing pika-boo!
12. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
To the Poke Ball.
13. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
14. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
15. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on!
16. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?
Because it’s going to pikachu!
17. What’s Pikachu’s favourite dance?
The Hokey Pokemon.
18. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?
A slow Poke.
19. What do you tell a Pokemonbuying sweets?
Pick a chew!
20. Baby, I’m A Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
21. What Pokemon do people see in auctions?
22. Which college do Pokemongo to?
23. What TV show about dancing do Pokemon love?
Dancing with the Staryus.
24. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!
25. What’s the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz?
26. Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most?
27. What does a yellow Pokemonsay before teleporting?
28. What did the male Geodude say to the female Geodude?
You rock my world.
29. Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
30. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
31. Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
32. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
33. What is a Pokemon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
34. I asked my dad why a grown man would play PokemonGo?
He said “Wynaut.”
35. Which Pokemondoes Dracula like most?
36. Which Pokemondo soccer players like the most?
37. What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
38. Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
39. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
40. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
41. How can you tell a Pokemonlikes baseball?
Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
42. What do you call a storm of Pokémon?
43. What do you call a low, round Pokémon?
44. What do you call a Pokemon who likes to eat baked beans?
45. What did the man say when he was poked?
I’m not a Pokeman.
46. Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?
47. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does motorcycle stunts?
48. What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?
49. Where do Gourgeist’s go to send their mail?
The ghost office.
50. How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?
51. What did Mewtwo say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
52. Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs?
At the ghost-ery store
53. What was it called when Meowth won the dog show?
54. What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?
A spelling bee.
55. Which Gastly works in Town Hall?
56. Where do Primal Groudon’s sit?
Anywhere they want to!
57. What do you call a really cold Lillipup?
58. What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?
59. What do you get when you cross an Australian Pokemon with a Beatle?
60. Why did the Metagross spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny.
61. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
62. What do Italian Gourgeist’s eat for dinner?
63. What does Beartic like to have for lunch?
64. What does Beartic like to eat?
65. What’s Gourgeist favorite fruit?
66. What did Articuno say to the Geodude musician?
A: You rock!
67. What is a Snover’s favorite shape?
An ICE-osceles triangle.
68. What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a campfire?
A toasty ghosty.
69. How can Beartic catch fish without using a fishing pole?
With its BEAR hands.
70. What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
Odor in the court!
71. What do Haunters send their friends while on vacation?
72. What type of singers are Pokemon the biggest fans of?
73. Which fruit do Pokemonlike most?
74. What was the pokemon’s favorite ocean animal?
75. Which Pokemon is always in a good mood?
76. Where do you find pokemon?
It depends on where you lost them.
77. How do you keep a Bulbasaur from charging?
Only accept cash.
78. What snack do Snowy Castform like to eat?
79. Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it.
80. What do you call a Mega Metagross on thin ice?
An ice breaker.
81. Why was Spiritomb such a messy eater?
Because he was always goblin’.
82. What do you call a Beartic that has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
83. Why are Snorunt’s so cheap to have as a pokemon?
They live on ice.
84. When does a Gastly eat breakfast?
In the moaning.
85. What happened when Cobalion ate the clown?
He felt funny!
86. What time is it when Yveltal takes your hat?
Time to get a new hat!
87. What do Haunters eat for lunch?
88. Where do Haunters go on vacation?
89. What do wailords eat?
Fish and ships.
90. Did you hear about the Pokemon who ruled Egypt?
He was a Fearow (Pharoah).
91. Where do you find a scary pokemon?
At the Gastly Station.
92. Where can you find a Pokemon in a sushi restaurant?
In a dragonite roll.
93. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite movie?
The Charizard of Oz.
94. What does a wartortle do on its birthday?
95. Did you hear about the secret agent Miltank?
He was udder cover.
96. Knock Knock.
Wynaut come out play!
97. Why do you never bring a Pokemonin the shower?
Because he will pikachu.
98. What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
99. What did the Pokeball say to Pikachu?
Catch ya later!
100. What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
That’s it. We caught them all. Which joke is your favourite?
Sadly, it’s time to make like a Pokeball and roll…