MAGICAL HARRY POTTER JOKES THAT WILL CONJURE UP A LAUGH
Harry Potter has stirred up a magical storm, yet he looks so serious.
It’s time to lighten up and brew up a spell of laughter with these jokes.
With quit-itch.
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Because he has only followers, not friends.
3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?
A Volt-demort.
5. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
Because he can’t control his pupils.
6. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?
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