FROG JOKES THAT WILL HAVE YOU JUMPING WITH LAUGHTER

Frogs. You either love them or hate them.

But, either way, you will love these 100 frog jokes that we dragged up from the swamps and lily ponds.

They eat whatever bugs them!

1. Why are frogs so happy?

They get tongue-tied!

2. What happens when two frogs collide?

Unhoppy.

3. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

A rubbit!

4. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?

He liked a good croak and dagger.

5. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

It got toad!!

6. What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?

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