Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. If that’s your all-time favorite joke, then why don’t you continue the fun with these 100 new jokes? With these wacky characters and their road-crossing antics, you are bound to have tonnes of fun.
1. Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
2. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
He chickened out.
3. Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
4. Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
5. Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
6. Why did the fortune teller cross the road?
She saw a sign.
7. Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
8. How did the stick insect cross the road?
It stuck to the chicken.
9. Why did the raven cross the road?
There was a rave on the other side.
10. Why did the kangaroo cross the road?
His mum told him to hop to it.
11. Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
12. Why did the bird cross the road?
It was a road runner.
13. Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
14. Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
15. Why did the ant cross the road?
Her niece and nephew were on the other side.
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16. Why did the flamingo on fire cross the road?
It had to flaming go.
17. Why did the cow cross the road?
He likes to keep mooving.
18. Why did the mouse cross the road?
A cat was chasing it.
19. Why did the cat cross the road?
It was chasing the mouse.
20. Why did the dog cross the road?
It saw a cat playing chase and wanted to join in.
21. Why couldn’t the cars drive on the road?
There was a zebra crossing.
22. Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
23. Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
24. Why were all the animals on one side of the road?
The light was red.
25. Why did the cheetah cross the road?
He was cheating in his race and took a shortcut.
26. Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
27. Why did the eel cross the road?
He had no thumbs to hitchhike a ride over.
28. Why did the dolphin cross the road?
He didn’t do it on porpoise.
29. Why didn’t the dog cross the road?
He had to paws for thought.
30. Why did the owl cross the road?
He didn’t want to be owl alone.
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31. Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
32. Why did the badger cross the road?
He was badgered into it.
33. Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
34. What did the beaver say when he couldn’t cross the road?
Dam.
35. Why did the white rabbit cross the road?
He was taking the road to Wonderland.
36. Why did Alice cross the road?
She was following the White Rabbit.
37. How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
38. What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
Bye son.
39. What did the snail say to the stairs that helped him cross the road?
Thanks for the lift.
40. Why did the volcano cross the road?
There was a lava lamp store on the other side.
41. Why did the emu cross the road?
It was emusing to cross it.
42. Why did the pig cross the road to Papa New Guinea?
It was a guinea pig.
43. Why did the hammerhead shark cross the road?
To get to the DIY store on the other side.
44. Why did the pigeon carry its friends across the road?
It was a carrier pigeon.
45. Why kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
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46. Why was the watch waiting in the middle of the road?
It was a stop watch.
47. Why did the vulture cross the road?
To have an advulture.
48. How long does a crocodile take to cross the road?
A crocowhile.
49. How many birds can cross the road?
Tou-Can
50. How many bats can cross the road?
Wom-bat.
51. How many super heroes can cross the road?
Only Thor.
52. Why did the gnomes keep crossing the road?
They’re gnome to do that.
53. Why did Aladdin cross the road?
He was riding the magic car-pet.
54. Why did Princess Jasmine cross the road?
She wanted to see a whole new world.
55. Why did Princess Ariel cross the road?
She was stuck to the top of a car.
56. Why did the sheep cross the road?
It was baa-ring on his side.
57. How did the sheep cross the road?
They ram across.
58. Why did the dog cross the road?
It was ruff on his side.
59. Why did the citrus fruits queue to cross the road?
They had to get in lime.
60. What do you call a series of dashes and beeps crossing the road?
Morse road.
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61. Why was the king so happy to cross the road?
It was his crowning achievement.
62. Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
63. Why did the snow man cross the road?
To get to his snow van.
64. Why did everyone cheer when the hamster crossed the road?
He was a ham-star.
65. Why did the frog jump across the road?
It was playing leapfrog.
66. Can toads cross the road?
Toadally.
67. Why did the yo-yo cross the road?
It was being strung along.
68. Why did Peter Pan fly across the road?
He never lands.
69. Why did Tom Nook cross the road?
It was an animal crossing.
70. Did you hear about the miner who fell while crossing the road?
It was a minor set-back.
71. How did the deer cross the road?
He staggered across.
72. Why did the wizard keep crossing the road?
He was a whiz at it.
73. Why did Dorothy cross the road?
It was a yellow brick road.
74. Why did Robin Hood cross the road?
Because Robin could.
75. How do you make Pocahontas cross the road?
Poke her on to the other side
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76. Why did Nemo’s dad cross the road?
He was driving Nemo.
77. How did Pixar’s dog cross the road?
He bolted.
78. How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
79. Why did the young airplane cross the road?
It was a run-a-way
80. Why did the vampire cross the road?
To get to the van hire.
81. Why did the ghost cross the road?
It was booring on its side.
82. Why did the yapping dog break-dance across the road?
It was barking mad.
83. Why did the tree cross the road?
It had to get home by tree time.
84. Why did the sleigh cross the road?
It didn’t want to sleigh home.
85. Why did the builder cross the road?
To show the road-works.
86. Why did the road cross the road?
It reached a cross roads.
87. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
88. Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
89. Why did the green man cross the road?
He was always on the go.
90. Why did the nose jog across the road?
It couldn’t stop running.
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91. Why did the troll cross the road?
To get to his job at the road’s troll booth
92. Why did the ball cross the road?
It was on a roll.
93. Why didn’t the panda cross the road?
There’s no such thing as a panda crossing.
94. Why did the dog dash across the road?
It was a dash hound.
95. What did the chocolate say when it crossed the road?
‘This is a quality street.’
96. Why did Goldilocks cross the littlest road?
She watched the three bears cross and knew it was just right.
97. What did one parrot say to the other while crossing the road?
‘I’m so mad you lost the keys to macaw.’
98. Why didn’t the tree cross the road?
It was rooted to the spot.
99. Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
100. Why was the road angry to be crossed?
It had road rage.
Conclusion: If you found those funny, be sure to share them with your friends. Maybe you can even come up with some all-new road-crossing jokes on your own. Until then, stay funny, hitchhikers.