IT’S SO COLD JOKES THAT YOU’LL WARM TO
Winter can suck at times. The cold wind blows outside and then the heater decides that it’s had enough and packed up on you. But don’t despair.
Grab yourself a blanket, and a hot cuppa, and enjoy these jokes.
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
1. It’s so cold
Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.
2. It’s so cold
I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
3. It’s so cold
Even the ATM shows a minus.
4. It’s so cold
The dogs at the greyhound track have to put jumper cables on the rabbits just to get them running!
5. It’s so cold
Grandpa’s teeth are chattering – in the glass!
6. It’s so cold
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