Things often get lost in translation when communicating. That can be particularly true when it comes to what women say and what they actually mean. Many men have fallen foul of a female due to their misinterpretation of what a woman said.
So men, let’s help you comprehend the seemingly perplexing female language. Here are 21 things women say and what they actually mean.
Don’t Believe This
“I’m fine.”
Men when a woman utters these words, she is anything but fine.
It’s Dinnertime
“’I don’t know what I want to eat for dinner.’
Translation: I have a long list of things I know I don’t want, I probably know generally what I do want, but I’m not going to help make any decisions and just put all the burden on you.”
There you have the true meaning behind the words as shared by a guy.
That’s Not What I’m Saying
“‘You’re not listening to me.’ = ‘Stop trying to fix the problem.’”
Sometimes a guy just needs to know when to keep quiet.
Be Honest With Me
“‘You can tell me the truth.’ = ‘Tell me what I want to hear.’”
Choose your words wisely.
Don’t Be Selfish
“‘I want you to open up and share your feelings.’ = ‘I don’t care about your feelings, I want you to be more in tune with my feelings.’”
This is along a similar line of thought as point 4 above. It’s a verbal minefield that you have to tread carefully around.
Prepare Yourself
“‘We need to talk’ = ‘You’re in big trouble.’”
When a woman says this, you know that things are about to get bad.
I Made a Big Mistake
“‘Promise me you won’t be mad.’ (before telling you what she did) = ‘I messed up and don’t want to face the consequences.’”
Here is a great test of your compassion and empathy.
Time Apart
“‘I think we should step back and spend some time apart.’ (a.k.a. ‘take a break’) = ‘I want to date this other guy but keep you as a backup in case it fails. But you’re not allowed to date another girl.’”
Sure you will be disappointed and frustrated. The question is, how long will you wait to see if you get back together?
Uh, Um…No
“‘Do you think she’s cute/pretty/hot?’ = ‘Tell me I’m prettier.’”
This is a trap. Play safe by telling your girl what she wants to hear.
Just a Friend?
“‘Nah, he’s just a friend.’ = ‘I’m cheating on you with him / I just like his attention but would never date him / I am naive about men’s intentions / He really is just a friend.’”
She thinks his intentions may be innocent.
You Better Like It
“‘What do you think about my [dish she just cooked]?’ = ‘Tell me it’s best thing you’ve ever eaten even if you hate it.’”
Just make noises like it’s delicious.
Spot the Change
“‘Notice anything different?’ = ‘I made a change to my hair, clothes, or something in our house (like the drapes), etc. and if you really love me you will have noticed.’”
The guy now has to spend time awkwardly looking for the subtle difference.
Time to Take Out the Trash
“‘The garbage can is really full’” = In her mind, she thinks she told you, ‘I want you to take out the garbage.’”
You have to read between the lines.
What’s on Your Mind?
“Why don’t you open up to me? I’m here for you whatever it is.”
Here the woman is about to set you up for an argument as she takes what you say as a personal attack.
I’m Pregnant
“I took my birth control pills. Really I did.”
Prepare yourself to be a father.
We’re Equal
“Treat me the same as you do your guy friends.”
You think because I’m female I don’t like to hang out, drink beer, and have gas?
Dramatic Time
“I hate drama.”
These are words of self-deception.
I’m Different
“I’m not like other girls.”
This means that she is either stuck up and arrogant or has a dark side that needs professional help.
You Hit the Nail on the Head
“Let us stop talking about this, it’s getting too complicated.”
Here the girl is getting uncomfortable because the awkward feelings from uncovering the truth are rising.
Can You Share?
“No, I don’t want any fries.”
If your woman tells you this, then order her the large size of fries because she’s lying.
I Don’t Want to Be a Pariah
“‘I hate [queen bee of her friend group] so much.’ = ‘I’ll continue to act like her friend to avoid being excluded from the group.’”
A girl just needs to belong to a social group no matter how much she hates people in it.
Enjoy Your New Ability
These are just a small collection of things that women say and what they really mean. Men have learned to reinterpret the words of a female. At times, there are still things men get wrong while translating.
Hopefully, this list helps you in smoothing the waters in your current (or potential) relationship.
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