Ah, the age-old question that has sparked countless debates and wardrobe crises: “What’s the most risqué thing a man can wear?” It’s time to set aside our preconceived notions and dive headfirst into the uncharted territory of risqué menswear. Slip into your most scandalous attire, and join us as we uncover the internet’s favorite guilty pleasures in men’s fashion.
Let Him Cook
“Apron, just an apron.”
“I did that once to cook bacon. The apron was a wee bit short (belonged to my SO) so it offered no protection where it mattered.”
“ANY exposed skin? Hot grease burns all unprotected skin.”
Good Actor
“That getup that Sean Connery wore in Zardoz.”
“I hate that I could immediately picture this. I can’t remember phone numbers or birthdays but the old baron is front and center.”
Short Shorts
“3” shorts.”
“The ladies love a peep at the bottom.”
“Gotta be careful, on a hot day it can end up looking like a grocery bag with a gallon of milk, clinging on for dear life. For best results, store at 55-75 degrees.”
Clothes Swap
“According to my gf her undies.”
“I’ve had 2 exes say that now. And it might not be a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened more than once.”
“Clearly you give off a vibe.”
Pretty Pirate
“Those billowing white shirts and tight pants/boots combo. It’s a pirates life for me ;)”
“A little bit Prince, a little bit vampire, a little bit pirate. Mmmm…”
Real Reason
“OP is looking for inspiration.”
“And I clicked for the same reason.”
“Isn’t that why we all clicked?”
V Jeans
“Jeans that show the “V” and no shirt.”
“Can’t find my “V”…back to wardrobe.”
“Maybe you have a “U” ? Check for that.”
Tight Clothes
“Tight shirt with the buttons halfway undone. You know you gonna sleep with that guy, but you won’t respect him.”
“The lower buttons right? The ones which pop open naturally because of my rotund hairy belly. You like that eh? You like how the buttons can’t take the strain of my beer belly so they go pop pop pop, revealing that forbidden lint cave deep in my meat mountain.”
Right and White
“White tight shirt with sleeves rolled.”
“Like Peter Griffin?”
Juicy Couture
“Pink sweatpants that say “juicy”!”
“Juicy? You know what? Probably factually accurate!”
Special Shorts
“Hoochie daddy shorts.”
“After a devastating break up I had lost 15 pounds from not eating. I was putting on my 5” inseam shorts and my mom comes into my room and says “Your hoochie daddy shorts ain’t been hoochieing lately”. That was all the motivation I needed to get in the gym and eat 6 times a day.”
Happy to See You
“Nothing but a smile.”
“HE Got nothing on, but the Radio?”
“All these years I’ve been suiting-up when I should’ve been suiting-down.”
“Funny story, I have been in a healthy relationship now for 6 months and it all started with me smiling at my partner at a starbucks. Granted I did find the courage to say hello to her because she smiled back. But she reminds me every day to smile more and be happy. Best part of my life right now.”
Wonderful Vest
“A vest with no shirt under.”
“My old friend would do this when he was like.. 5-6. We were VERY young, and he dreamed of unzipping the vest and immediately attracting some 16-20 year old girl.
I think he now is homeless, but I wish the best for him.”
“What a plot twist hot damn.”
Simple Answer
“Sports guard”
“Why is this not the top answer?”
“Too many straight people in the thread? Lol.”
“Fellow Pack grad here: they’re also great for running/working out, keeps everything in place and supported with absolutely no bunching.”
Like Magic
“Wizard hat and robe.”
“I cast lv.3, you turn into a beautiful woman.”
Fight Club
“Anything Brad Pitt wore in fight club. Especially mesh shirts and low cut pants. Show of those waists boys!”
“He was so ungodly hot in that movie.”
Going Gray
“Thin white t-shirt and gray sweatpants.”
“Something about a guy in a white T-shirt, man. My bf asked me to explain the appeal and I legitimately can’t. It just…is.”
“My crush would wear black normally until one day he changed it up with a white tee and I was damn near salivating. Ugh, I still miss him a year later…”
Pretty in Pink
“A pink shirt with BADMAN written on the back.”
“Bonus points if you have a major widow’s peak and are 5’8”.”
“Bonus bonus points if you keep calling yourself “Prince” and have anger management problems.”
Easy Knot
“A single Windsor knot in a tie. It’s the easiest to undo.”
Simple Sweatpants
“So.. hate to state the obvious…. but grey sweatpants right????”
“My GF would agree with you, never understood why I always thought it was cheap as heck.”
“Go one better, leggings in thin material.”
Sweet Sailor
“Sailor suit?”
“Like Sailor Moon? I do like an outfit that shows some thigh.”
“Many, many years ago, in my much, much dorkier days, a bunch of my friends and I all dressed up as the Sailor Scouts and went to an anime convention. One of my friends made all the costumes, including accessories (in retrospect a monumental task, I don’t know how she managed it), and I think we were only missing 1-2 characters from the full lineup. The friend who went as Sailor Mars was 100% the part, there will probably never be a better Mars cosplayer ever, and her boyfriend at the time was there with us too. Halfway through the second day she got tired of the cosplay (I think all the attention was grating on her), so they went back to her room, and when they came back out her boyfriend was wearing the costume instead! It… didn’t fit super well, but he squeezed into it! Anyway, they got even more attention after that.”
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