100 DISNEY JOKES

100 DISNEY JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU “HYACK” LIKE GOOFY BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 2. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine? High Hue, High Hue!

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 4. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 6. Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is: Yoda Lay-Heehoo

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 7. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? Because he won the No-Belle Prize.

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 8. Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering. She wasn’t Aladdin.

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 9. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? Someday my prints will come

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 10. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him? Mouserable!

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