BECAUSE MOM SAYS

Touché your way out of any argument with these bangers.

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“I always say, ‘That’s all you got? Your parents must be proud.’”.

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“Any time my mom would get called names or insulted, she’d shrug and just say, ‘everybody’s gotta be something.’”

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“I always respond, ‘I’ve been called worse, and continue with my day. If I’m feeling smug, I’ll add, ‘By better people.’”.

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“That’s the one that makes them think about it later.”

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There’s literally no comeback from this.

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My aunt once said to one of my cousins, ‘You’re lucky you’re pretty’, and my cousin didn’t realize it wasn’t a compliment.”

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BECAUSE MOM SAYS

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, but These Comebacks Make Me Invincible: 25 Epic Burns

Touché your way out of any argument with these bangers.

“I always say, ‘That’s all you got? Your parents must be proud.’”.

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I BET THAT SOUNDED A LOT COOLER IN YOUR HEAD

“Any time my mom would get called names or insulted, she’d shrug and just say, ‘everybody’s gotta be something.’”

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EVERYBODY’S GOTTA BE SOMETHING

“I always respond, ‘I’ve been called worse, and continue with my day. If I’m feeling smug, I’ll add, ‘By better people.’”.

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I’VE BEEN CALLED WORSE

“That’s the one that makes them think about it later.”

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DAMN PEOPLE ARE RIGHT ABOUT YOU

There’s literally no comeback from this.

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I’D AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THEN WE’D BOTH BE WRONG.

My aunt once said to one of my cousins, ‘You’re lucky you’re pretty’, and my cousin didn’t realize it wasn’t a compliment.”

06

YOU’RE LUCKY YOU’RE PRETTY

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