100 Hilarious Car Jokes 

100 Car Jokes To Rev Up Your Engines BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM 2. What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible? Honda … because the apostles were all in one accord.

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM Someone keyed the music teacher’s car Fortunately, the damage seems to B Minor.

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BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM My boss showed up this morning in a new Porsche. I said, “what an amazing car”… He replied, “Yeah, if you work really hard, put lots of hours in and strive for excellence at all times, I should be able to get another one next year”.

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM What kind of car does an electrician drive? A volts-wagen

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM What do clowns fill their cars with? Laughing gas!

BECAUSEMOMSAYS.COM What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda

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