A man went to his friend’s house for a UFC night, bringing specially made wings to share. But after a while, he got hungry and devoured the host’s girlfriend’s 6-foot party sub. Causing a commotion, here is what he had to say:
He Loved To Eat
The man said, “I have some great friends, although there is no doubt I’m the “harmless, funny token fat guy” of the otherwise pretty good-looking group.” This slightly upset the man but at the end of the day, he didn’t do anything about changing his weight so he couldn’t be too mad.
He Was Up Till 7 A.M. Arguing
He knew his eating habits were terrible, bordering on addiction, but felt like he wasn’t hurting anyone apart from himself. Sometimes he thought about getting help for his eating but it never went anywhere. He just loved food at the end of the day, but didn’t feel like he was out of control. If he wanted to stop eating, the man thought he probably could. But after that night, the man was up till 7 a.m. dealing with texts from his friends and siblings about how it had gone too far.
It Was Going To Be A Fun Night
The man’s friend was hosting a UFC night, and everyone was excited. The man brought homemade wings, and his friend’s girlfriend purchased a 6-foot party sub for the event. The man was excited to eat and managed one sub-serving before realizing that the wings he’d brought had already been devoured.
He Was Starving
The man was still hungry but had no wings to sate his appetite. He waited an hour, eying up the last 3 feet of the sandwich, but no one seemed to want to eat it. He was trying to be really patient but he was absolutely starving. He waited a half hour more, noticing they were content with pretzels and chips. And then he went for it.
It Was Great
The man took another portion of the sandwich and ate it happily. After about 15 minutes, he went for the rest. After all, nobody had said anything. He purposely waited over an hour to make sure no one wanted any more and he didn’t want it to go to waste.
He Was In Trouble
While he was swallowing the very last bite of the 6-foot sub, the host’s girlfriend was asking after the sandwich. The man felt immediately tense and guilty. He didn’t want to own up to the fact that he’d eaten but felt like he’d taken food away from the host’s girlfriend unknowingly.
He Put His Hands Up To The Crime
When the girlfriend asked who had eaten it, everyone pointed at him. He hadn’t thought they’d noticed his crime, but they all had. She called him a pig and said he was selfish. How could he eat 4 feet of sandwich? He did think he’d waited long enough that no one else was going to eat the sandwich but now he wasn’t so sure.
He Tried To Defend Himself
The man felt terrible and tried to explain how he had waited patiently and truly believed that people had lost interest and weren’t hungry. He said that he thought it would have been okay since everyone ate his wings. But she threw that in his face, saying, “You brought them to share, Alan; if someone had eaten over half by themselves, that’s not sharing, is it?”
They Could Order Pizza
He offered to order pizza for everyone or even go and get subways, but this wasn’t good enough. The sandwich had come from a local shop owned by friends. He apologized, but the rest of the night was filled with tension. He felt so guilty for turning the night to be about him and wondered if he really did need some help for his eating addiction.
Everyone Was Mad At Him
When he got home, he was confronted with a swarm of messages. His twin sisters, who were best friends with the host’s girlfriend, said he had embarrassed himself and needed to get some self-control. He tried to explain the situation, but they blanked him. He didn’t know why the host’s girlfriend had gone around messaging other people about the situation. He felt hurt, angry and very embarrassed and felt like he wasn’t solely to blame here. The man didn’t know if he was wrong so he went to the internet for advice.
They Had Opinions
One person commented, “We had 100 tacos catered at my grad party that nearly got polished off by like 30 or so people, but I’m sure the last ones got left because no one wanted to be the person that ate the last taco.”
Others Chimed In
Another said, “The host’s girlfriend should not have shouted at you. She caused a scene and made things uncomfortable. Your offer to order more food was a good enough apology for getting carried away with the sub.”
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