A couple’s attempt to welcome their new neighbors takes a bizarre turn when one of them urinates all over their bathroom during a BBQ, leading to a confrontation and accusations of snitching.
The Nice Neighbors
Recently, a man named John and his wife wanted to welcome their new neighbors, Blake and Jeff, to the neighborhood. John and his wife loved making sure all newcomers felt included in their lovely little neighborhood and enjoyed showing everyone great hospitality.
A Great Night
They hosted an outdoor BBQ and had some drinks, and things were going well. John and Jeff bonded over their shared love for BMWs, and everyone was having a good time. During the BBQ, Blake asked if he could use the bathroom, and John said yes. Blake came back, and everything seemed normal. About ten minutes later, Blake and Jeff said they had to leave.
The Horror
About an hour later, John’s wife screamed, and John went to check the bathroom. To his horror, he found that someone had urinated everywhere. The seat was dirty, the drywall was dirty, and the carpets were wet. John couldn’t believe it. He knew that people could miss, but this was deliberate, and there was no attempt to clean the mess.
The Guilty Party
The only person who had gone into the bathroom was Blake. He wondered for a minute if it was water from when Blake had washed his hands, but the smell of urine was incredibly overpowering. John just didn’t understand how he’s even managed to urinate all over the drywall!
A Possible Cause?
John was confused and didn’t know what could have caused this behavior. The only thing he could think of was when his wife said that her brother was a cop and that he was scared of doing his job. However, their conversation was 100% PC, and nothing controversial was discussed. John did understand that for some people, cops were controversial, but Blake didn’t seem uncomfortable when his wife was talking.
It Spread Like Wildfire
John’s wife talked to their friend Sally and told her what had happened with their neighbor. Sally didn’t believe it, so John’s wife sent her a picture of the mess. The picture was then shared by everyone in the neighborhood. It didn’t spread maliciously, only when it came up in conversation with other neighbors. No one believed that it could have even happened, so they had to prove it.
They Didn’t Deny a Thing
Blake and Jeff didn’t deny it when confronted. Jeff messaged John, saying that just because they had a conflict didn’t mean they needed to tell the entire neighborhood. John was confused by this because he didn’t think they even had a conflict, especially not one severe enough to urinate all over someone’s bathroom wall!
Snitches Get Stitches
They also said that as members of the LGBT community, they faced enough discrimination and now didn’t feel welcome in the neighborhood because John and his wife had “snitched.” John really didn’t like this. He felt insulted that Jeff and Blake were insinuating they were homophobic and discriminating against them because they were gay. It had nothing to do with their sexuality, just their bathroom habits!
They Didn’t Understand
John couldn’t believe it. He and his wife had no problem with Blake and Jeff and had even invited them over to make them feel welcome. He didn’t feel like they’d had any conflicts or disputes, and the conversations had gone really well. John didn’t feel like there was any tension during the BBQ at all. Yet, they had sprayed all over their bathroom like animals marking their territory.
Access Denied
John tried to respond to their text, but it showed as never delivered, so it looked like they had blocked him. He was even more confused now, as if nothing had happened. He could understand Jeff’s point of view of being annoyed that the photo had been shared with neighbors, but no other conflict had occurred.
He Wanted Answers
John didn’t see himself as a jerk for sharing with his neighbors. He couldn’t understand how anyone could think that behavior was okay. He just wanted to understand why Blake and Jeff had done what they did. He felt confused and hurt by their actions.
The Confrontation
John decided enough was enough, so he went round to Jeff and Blake’s home. He knocked on their door and demanded answers for all of their behavior. Jeff ended up apologizing and explaining that when Blake gets drunk, he has terrible aim, and Jeff is forever cleaning up after him in their own home. However, Jeff was hurt deeply by the couple’s decision to share the incident with the entire neighborhood, and he wasn’t sure how they would get past this incident.
The Internet Responded
This commenter wrote, “If you urinate all over someone’s bathroom, you reap what you sow. It wasn’t because they were LGBT+; it was because they were animals who micturated all over the bathroom instead of having a discussion like a normal human being.”
More Internet Comments
Another person wrote, “Maybe I’m weird, but if I have to urinate at anyone’s house, I sit down, especially if I had a few drinks, that or take one knee and kneel above the rim.”
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