Men can be aggravating and tenacious at times. You give them a hint that you aren’t interested, but the guy still stands his ground and persists. Here are some of the less subtle tricks women do to make the man go away.
A Fake Marriage
“Before my best friend was married, she used to have a ring with a big fake diamond on it (from a gumball machine) that she would put on before we went out. It worked like a charm.”
Nothing says back off more than a ring with a gigantic diamond on it.
Shame the Guy
“In a bar, I would generally just totally ignore a casual creeper, but now I made a promise to myself that I would confront and embarrass a guy that was trying to touch me, raising my voice.”
This works amazingly well unless the guy is stupid or arrogant.
You Prefer Ladies
“Just bring up that you are a lesbian.”
“Men will typically get the hint that you aren’t into guys. Yet, there can be some males who find lesbian action kinda kinky. So, you may need to be a bit more forceful in getting these types of men to leave.”
You Want To Start a Family
“Just be honest and tell them you’re looking for a husband & kids in the next nine months. That’ll make them back away quickly and not even stare in your direction.”
“Usually, guys want to hook up temporarily for some ‘fun.’ The thought of you wanting them to be the father of your children makes them look for the exit door pretty quickly!”
I Can’t Understand You
“If a stranger approaches you, pretend not to know their language. If you actually speak another language (and it’s one they’re not likely to know), start responding in it and pretend it’s the only one you speak. If you can develop a passable accent quickly, maybe even learn phrases in a foreign language you know locals won’t speak.”
“English may be the most spoken language in the world, but you can always fake not speaking it. When the communication is lost in translation, guys retreat to their corner.”
Dress Frumpy
“If you want, you could change your appearance in ways that make you look less appealing, such as wearing oversized and baggy clothes.”
“Looking like the stereotypical bag lady can sometimes work at getting guys to leave quickly.”
You’re Not a Lady
“Cough, sneeze, and blow your nose onto your sleeve. Then begin to script hints of a lot more yourself in all the right places. Should do the trick.”
“A guy approaches, and then you wipe a booger onto your sleeve. Sneeze at him as you say ‘Hi.’ Now watch as he backs away.”
You Have a Medical Condition.
“Randomly ask him how to manage Herpes flare-ups. The trick with this is you need to make it sound genuine. Men will leave the scene pretty quickly.”
See if He Wants To Talk to the Cops
“Have the local police station phone number programmed into your phone. When he approaches you, show him the contact info on your phone and say, ‘Good timing, I was just about to call them to get a restraining order on you started. You want to introduce yourself to them?’”
“The idea that the cops will be involved in the situation will have the man disappearing pretty quickly.”
Send Out Negative Vibes
“I deliberately cultivate a resting mean face. It helps! Also, keep your body language avoidant.”
“When a guy approaches you, just give him the mean face, your ‘don’t mess with me’ glare, and body language that tells him you aren’t available. Then ignore him.”
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