Kids Egg Jokes That Will Have You Cracking With Laughter

Here we serve you up to 100 egg jokes to enjoy and share over your breakfast.

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You will never think of eggs the same way after reading these… Bon Appetit.

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1. Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

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2. A wife says to her husband: “We’re out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.” After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread. The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?” He replies, “They had eggs.”

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3. What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!

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4. A piece of toast and a hard-boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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5. Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

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