Chicken Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Chickens. So cute. So feathery. So…delicious. But there is more to a chicken than just it’s looks and taste. They are also good for a laugh.

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Here we have scratched up a bunch of chicken jokes that will having you clucking with laughter. Baste yourself. Rustle your feathers and let’s go…Bon Appetit.

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1. Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!

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2. Why are chickens good at drumming? Because they have drumsticks.

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3. Why didn’t the hen yell at her friend when she was really angry? She was too chicken.

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4. Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house? True. Houses can’t jump.

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5. What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

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