A woman narrates her tale of petty vengeance after her partner broke up with her a week after declaring he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her.
Too Good To Be True
The woman began dating a man and said he seemed almost “perfect.”
“We started slow, keeping our kids out of it. He broke up with me once during the time we were dating, before I started bringing my child around him, then a short time later said he’d made a mistake and wanted me back.”
They Were Ready To Get Serious
Everything was going beautifully. “From that point forward, everything was great. We finally introduced our children to each other and met each other’s families and friends. It was all gravy.
The cherry on top was that one night, lying in bed, he said he loved me and my child and would raise my kid as his own. I was in heaven.”
He Had a Sudden Change of Heart
In less than a fortnight, it was all over. “A week later, he told me—over the phone—that he wasn’t ‘feeling it’ anymore and told me to come get my stuff.”
She Was Brokenhearted
Her daughter was crushed too. “I was absolutely hurt, but I was more angry. I was LIVID because it wasn’t just me that he hurt. He broke my child’s heart.
How do you explain to a small child that they won’t see someone anymore? (I handled that separately from my revenge.)”
Another Woman
It became evident fairly quickly why he had ended the relationship.
“It turned out that although he hadn’t been physically cheating on me, he had been talking to another woman that last week. They were married less than six months after he broke up with me.”
She Plotted Her Revenge
The woman wanted to get him back for being such a snake.
“Over the few weeks following him dumping me, I started signing him up for things—mail samples of men’s incontinence underwear, prostate health supplements, severe gas treatments, along with many erectile dysfunction treatment options, like natural/herbal supplements, surgeries, and devices.”
Poetic Justice
The best part was yet to come – and it wasn’t even planned.
“I was friendly with one of his friends, we’ll call her Meg, and we went out for drinks. After she had a few, she finally said that she ‘just had to know’ and asked me if my ex’s ‘problems’ had caused issues with our home life.”
A Soggy State of Affairs
Meg revealed some rather interesting information. “Apparently, after the breakup, my ex was at Meg and her husband’s house one night. He was so drunk and high that he urinated himself while sleeping on their couch.
They all went over to my ex’s the next day for a cookout, and Meg found the incontinence underwear under the sink in the bathroom.”
She Could Barely Contain Her Laughter
The woman didn’t want to reveal that the underwear was her doing.
“I acted uncomfortable with the question and told her that I didn’t really want to talk about it, that he hurt me but I wasn’t going to give details of our private life. She nodded and winked knowingly at me, saying she understood.”
He Probably Had Some Explaining To Do
Her revenge scheme – coupled with divine intervention – certainly helped the woman get over her ex.
“I have no idea if he ever convinced his friends that, in his early thirties, he didn’t actually have an incontinence issue.”
She Shared Her Tale of Sweet Revenge
She told her story to an online community. Here’s what they had to say.
Users found it very interesting that he opted to keep the incontinence undies. “Are you sure he doesn’t have an issue? He kept them! And urinated a couch!”
She Willed It Into Existence
Users couldn’t believe he decided to hold onto the pads. One said, “Why on earth would he keep the samples in his bathroom if there was no issue? He did pee himself, after all. I think your petty revenge may have well stumbled on a truth. Not to shame him, even the president wears diapers…”
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