They’re cuddly, loyal, and the embodiment of unconditional love – dogs certainly are our best friends. But what happens when that playful pawing turns into persistent clawing? Or when those adorable barks at the mailman become a non-stop cacophony of howls at 2 AM?
Chew Your Shoes
No matter how many old grubby shoes you send their way, dogs will love biting into brand-new sneakers that cost you a good chunk of your pay packet.
Granted, most dogs will grow out of the chewing phase, but they have already cost you $1000’s in shoes by then.
Send Us To Bed Early
One user said that their dog “insists that we go to bed when he is ready to go to bed.”
“He will stand in the hallway, look into the living room, and just whine endlessly until one of us relents.” We can relate to this one!
Stealing ALL The Food
That turkey that was resting before carving looked the best that I have ever cooked, that is, until my dog swiped it and ate it all in one go!
Vomiting on The Carpet
Well, what did you expect after eating our family meal?
Guilt Tripping
As one online user said, “Ughhhh, I can’t say no to him.”
Making You Feel Bad
There is a reason there is a saying, “Don’t give me those puppy dog eyes.”
Barking at Everything
No, Champ, that is not a burglar that is just the owner next door casually taking her granddaughter for a walk. Please be quiet.
Shredding the Mail
“Oh, what is that you have in your mouth Snoop? Oh, it’s my invitation to my next dental appointment that I now have no idea when it is”
Rolling in Muddy Puddles
Dogs always seem to head for the muddy puddles the morning after a long bath the night before. We need the energy for yet another bath and scrub the trail of mud you left along the carpet.
Jumping the Gate
Are you a dog or a horse?
Begging for Food
When they cannot find any food to steal, they sit staring at you from under the dinner table and beg you for another bite. No wonder the vet is telling me off for you putting in too much weight.
Bringing us Little Presents from The Yard
“No darling, I do not want you to bring that rat into the kitchen.”
Waking us Up Before The Alarm
It is not only our small children. We need to wake up to help them go to the toilet. Zzzzzzzz.
Stealing All of Our Things
Mainly our pants but, honestly, anything that we are in a hurry to find.
Licking Everything
One online reader agrees with this one when they said, “He (their dog) goes into my room and licks my bed and pillows. It gets so wet that it looks like I got a bucket and water and dumped it on it.”
Stops Us from Doing Our Work
Not a bad thing sometimes, but when we have a deadline, we don’t need our dogs lying across our laptops.
Pulling on Their Leash
You feel embarrassed when your dog is dragging you across the park, and you don’t have the energy to keep up.
Shedding
Dog shedding can be a nightmare “Oh, how we love our dogs, but oh, how we hate our vacuum cleaners.”
Needing to Go Outside…But then They Don’t Need to Go Outside
Please, make up your mind already.
Farting!
Gross, just gross.
Drooling
I think I will skip that cuddle for the moment!
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