It’s easy to get a little too comfortable in our own homes, opting for a cozy night in instead of enhancing our social lives. But some people take staying at home to the extreme, and their actions leave no doubt that they’re true homebodies. We scoured an online forum for the most hilarious and relatable habits that confirm you have zero social life and are perfectly content with Netflix but have no chill. Here are the top picks that will make you chuckle and maybe even recognize a few habits in yourself.
Only Talking Badly About Others
“Had some coworkers like this once, and being around them 8 hours a day was DRAINING.”
Another user agreed, “My coworkers are like this. The gossip begins even before they’ve clocked in. I’ve stopped talking to them about anything except what’s necessary for work.”
Clock-Watching and Monitoring Coworkers’ Movements
“The guy in my office who monitors how long everyone has been away from their computer.”
Another user chimed in with, “When we switched from Skype to Teams at work, a manager told me they don’t like Teams because it’s harder to track the online status of their employees.”
Calling Cops on Kids with Lemonade Stands
“This happened where I used to live. It made the news and everybody was angry.”
I mean, it’s just some kids selling lemonade, guys!
Posting Drama on Social Media
We’ve all seen them: the drama-mongering, attention-seeking “U OK Hun?”-grabbing posts.
“You know what is just the worst? Vague, dramatic posts that clearly exist to bait people to ask what’s wrong or what you’re talking about.”
Facebook Threats
There’s not a lot of weight in online tough-guy behavior!
“Pretty much anyone who looks up to Andrew Tate, then!”
Celebrity Obsessions
You know – the kinda sad-bordering-on-unhealthy ones?!
“Being way too invested in celebrity gossip or reality TV stars”, said one user. Another agreed, “Yeah, I mean, that does sound deranged and terrifyingly dull!”
Tracking Someone on Your Phone
“Real story, my husband was sick one day and both his sister and mom started tracking his phone, started texting early Monday morning wondering why he was still at home.”
“My whole family tracks each other and they always want to get me on their lists. No way.”
Online Karens
You know the ones we mean!
“Spending almost every day bugging and harassing others for choices they made that’s not hurting them or anyone else, like damn, do they not have places to be elsewhere?”
Arguing With People on the Internet
“People who spend their day arguing with strangers on the internet.”
“Second is falling for the rage bait and spending all your days saying everyone needs mental help for having a different lifestyle.”
Being Emotionally Invested in the Royal Family
Especially people who aren’t even from Britain.
“I can’t believe I live in Japan and people are invested in the British royal family. Y’all don’t even live in the same region.”
Working Tons of Hours & Bragging About It
Life is short, my dude. Have a day off!
“People at my job do this and it’s pathetic.”
Band T-Shirt Interrogation
Especially from a complete stranger who has made up their mind that you couldn’t possibly be a fan of said band.
“I had a guy look at the logo on my shirt and tell me I was too young to know who Aerosmith is. I was wearing a shirt with a Rolling Stones logo.”
Mean Girls
“Being a Mean Girl, but especially past high school. You know, the ones who peaked then.”
“They haven’t peaked; they just haven’t learned about being their own bosses and how to become entrepreneurs on their own time by selling LuLaRoe, Avon, Asea, or essential oils to their friends yet.”
High School Bragging Rights
Similar to females who are/were Mean Girls in school are the former football jocks who regularly brag about how popular they were in school.
“Reminds me of Andy [from The Office] going on about Cornell all the time!”.
Gossip Lovers
Nothing screams “I have no life” like feeling the urge to poke your nose into everyone else’s.
“People who are overly concerned with the lives of others. Not healthy, man.”
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