Anime. Such a popular cartoon genre for those who love Japan.
Here we have collected 100 jokes that only a true otaku can appreciate. So when you’re ready…hajimemashou!
1. What do you get when you cross a sailor scout with a barn yard animal?
2. What do light and a lift have in common?
They’re both l-evaders!
3. Where did Vegeta go after death?
Into the frieza
4. How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it will take 6 episodes!
5. What’s a titan’s favourite food?
6. How do you get 500 tenacruels on a bus?
7. What is Gohan’s favourite instrument?
8. What is Mami Tomoe’s favourite drink?
9. How much does a full metal alchemist box-set cost?
An arm and a leg!
10. What is wailord’s favourite TV show?
Whale of Fortune!
11. What is a Pokemon Fan’s favourite city in Europe?
12. What is Saitama’s favourite nose?
13. Why did Saitama get fired as a train conductor?
He had to punch a ticket.
14. What do you call a Titan who can’t swim?
15. What do Saiyans wear to the beach?
16. What’s a chicken’s favourite anime?
17. My friend is obsessed with anime.
You might say he is an anime-niac.
18. What’s a Hawaiian squirrel’s favourite anime?
My Hero Macadamia (Nut).
Naruto lasts forever.
20. Where did Vegeta go after death?
Into the frieza.
21. What did Yuri say when he won gold?
22. What does Deku put on the walls during Christmas?
23. What type of novels does L like?
24. What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
Half and half.
25. What did Light say when he got found out?
Oh, shoot. Yagami this time.
26. What did Ash say to Misty when she was saying the alphabet?
28, What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
29. What do you call the anime bill of rights?
The Manga Carta.
30. Frieza is cool, but his brother is cooler.
31. What is Wall-E’s favourite anime series?
It is Eva-ngelion.
32. What would you call a French anime fan?
33. Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta?
Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.
34. How do Elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car?
35. Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
Because he could not get to the final form.
36. On which planet does Piccolo visit to relax?
He goes to Planet Hammock.
37. Which Pokémon can see the future?
38. A friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him.
But this isn’t even my final form.
39. I’ve been watching this anime about dentists.
But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.
40. Why is there no sign of life on Mars?
Because Saitama Sensei had been there before
41. What would you call a TV show with Erin, Marko and Jean in it?
Two and a half men
42. What happened when Luffy found the one piece?
There was a note in it saying ” Congratulations now find the other 99 pieces”
43. Why did Cell tell Vegeta to get a sewing machine?
Because he had a hole in his trunks
44. What do Light and a Lift have in common
They’re both L-Evaders
45. When Luffy asked the other shonen protagonists for more pizza, what did they say?
You only get ONE PIECE
46. What is the Sun’s favourite word?
B-Baka [because she’s a Sundere]
47. How does Kenshiro say goodbye?
Ta Ta!….Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta
48. Why is Togashi so obsessed with Dragon Quest?
Because its called Dra-gon quest
49. When Gilgamesh overcooked his sausage what did he say
How dare you not perfectly cook my sausage you filthy Mon-grill!
50. What is Mami Tomoe’s favourite type of coffee?
51. If you mix a melon and a collie, what do you get?
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
52. Where does Kagome Higurashi clean her clothes?
He used his frying pans as drying pans.
54. What is a ghoul’s favorite drink from ‘Tokyo Ghoul’?
55. Why you would be in deep trouble if ‘Tokyo Ghoul’ would have been real?
Because, in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.
56. Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon?
Because their jokes have reached rock bottom
57. Why does Miso not like the world anymore?
Because there is no Light.
58. What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave?
He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.
59. Why does nobody hang out with Tentacruel anymore?
Because he used to be cool. Now he’s just cruel.
60. What language do weebs who haven’t learned Japanese prefer to read in mangas?
61. What is a type of car does a little sister in the anime world usually drive?
62. What would you call an anime with a really confusing storyline?
63. What did the God of Destruction say to the cashier?
You can put it on my bills.
64. When Beerus meets Goku, what does he say?
You should tell your son to “Gohan” back home.
65. When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say?
“It is over 9000.”
66. When Gohan is in trouble, how does he feel?
He feels like he is in a Picollo
67. What would happen if Vegeta stopped eating meat?
He would turn into a Vegeta-rian.
68. Why does nobody like the food in the Dead Zone?
Because there is too much Garlic.
69. Why did the Namekians fail to repair their planet?
Because they had no nail
70. What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
71. What do you call a geometry teacher who’s obsessed with anime?
72. If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named?
73. Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan?
Because she was petra-fied.
74. What is the favorite song of Eren family that they often groove to?
‘Moves like Jaeger.’
75. Why did Erwin lose his limb in battle with Titans?
Because he had gone out on a limb with his last attack plan.
76. Why was it sad that Petra died when she started barking up the wrong tree?
Because Anniebody could have killed her.
77. What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform?
“You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin.”
78. Why did Armin’s 3DMG fall loose?
Because he had forgotten to Titan it.
79. What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in?
“Mikasa es su casa.”
80. Why should you not be telling jokes about ‘Shingeki no Kyojin’ to a fan of the series?
Because it would be a Colossal mistake.
81. Why are the soldiers’ Titan killing blades in ‘Attack on Titan’ extremely strong?
Because they are made of Titan-ium.
82. What did Madara say to Hashirama when he received no reply to his text?
He said, “Did you see the text I had Senju?”
83. Why were the Uchihas always giving their Sharingans to others?
Because it is called Sharing-an.
84. What is one easy way of defeating the Akatsuki?
85. Why is a group of Uchihas not called a Sharin-gang?
Because they were all Sharin-gone.
86. Why did Naruto stop pursuing Sakura?
Because it was Useless.
87. How does Rock Lee finish tightening his suit?
He uses TieJutsu.
88. What did Naruto say to Hinata when he proposed to her?
“I may not have a Byakugan, but I can see you look stunning.”
89. What do you call a feline creature who is a ninja assassin?
An A-cat-suki member.
90. What would you call an Uchiha who is not very fond of humour?
91. Why did Sasuke Uchiha cross the road?
He had to get this brother’s eyes.
92. Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
93. What do you call the anime Bill of Rights?
The Manga Carta
94. Did you hear about the anime about cutting loose?
It’s called Attack on Tighten.
95. What do you call someone who likes anime and eats one type of cereal?
96. What is a Mexican’s favourite anime?
97. What sound does an anime themed ambulance make?
Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo
98. What is Rize Kamishiro’s favourite type of music?
99. What do you call the ghost of an anime fan?
100. What does Boruto say when he’s off for a mission?
Those were so tanoshi! Unfortunately, we need to power up and disappear into anime oblivion.
Kore wa owatta desu! Arigatou!