We all love Disney. So many memories of magical and wonderful moments we had while watching Mickey, Donald, Goofy as well as the touching movies that Disney has released.
Here we will take you into the world of laughter and have you quacking up as you read these 100 Disney inspired jokes
1. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball
2. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
High Hue, High Hue!
3. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
4. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
5. How cold was it at Disney World?
Well, Donald Duck was wearing pants!
6. Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is: Yoda Lay-Heehoo
7. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
8. Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering. She wasn’t Aladdin.
9. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
Someday my prints will come!
10. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
11. What Disney character can count the highest?
Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.
12. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
13. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?
14. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
15. Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
16. What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?
17. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
18. A Disney princess was arrested by mistake. They thought it was someone Elsa.
19. Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
Because he was hoarse !
20. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
It was glove at first sight!
21. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
Move fasta (Mufasa)
22. What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
Turn down for Walt!
23. What does Mickey use to browse the web?
A Minnie iPad.
24. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
25. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
26. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
27. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
28. Where can you find a little mermaid?
Under the sea!
29. Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
30. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
He heard he might get a hole in one!
31. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
32. What does Ariel like on her toast?
33. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
So he could visit Pluto!
34. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
Because they got lost at C.
35. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
36. How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
With a magic Wanda
37. Which Disney Princess is a cow’s favourite?
38. Why is Cinderella bad at hockey?
Because her coach is a pumpkin.
39. Why does Alice ask so many questions?
She’s in Wonderland!
40. When Rapunzel emerges from the dark, what does she say?
And at last I see the light!
41. What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
42. Why did Dopey take some colouring pens to the living room with him?
Snow White told him to draw the curtains!
43. Disney are planning to release a version of Tangled that has an alternative ending where Rapunzel’s hair isn’t chopped off. It’s going to be called ‘The Uncut Edition’.
44. Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?
6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.
45. Why did Sleepy go to bed with firewood?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
46. Why did Daisy Duck stare at the juice carton so hard?
Because the packaging said ‘concentrate’.
47. What is Mickey Mouse’s favourite sport?
47. What does Mickey say to Minnie when he’s listening?
I’m all ears.
49. If Donald throws a ball at you, what should you do?
50. When I went to the doctor, I said, “Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.” He replied, “How long have you been getting these Disney spells?”
51. When does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
52. Who does Mickey say is his favourite pop star?
53. What’s Mickey’s favourite sweet treat?
54. What car does Mickey’s girlfriend drive?
55. What did Captain Hook’s accomplice say to Adele?
Hello, it’s Smee!
56. Why are there no planes where Peter lives?
Because it’s “Never Neverland.”
57. What kind of fairy doesn’t like to take a bath?
58. Captain Hook is single-handedly the best Disney villain.
59. What Disney character would you ask to fix something?
60. Which chocolate bars does Buzz Lightyear like the most?
Mars Bars and Milky Ways.
61. What music does Buzz Lightyear like best?
62. Why does Jessie say she’s undefeated at darts?
Because she always gets Bullseye!
63. What Christmas Carol is Tarzan’s favourite?
64. Why did the pride go to Simba’s naming ceremony?
It was the mane event.
65. After eating, what did the 101 Dalmatians say?
That hit the spot.
66. Where does Tarzan get most of his clothes?
67. How do you catch Chip N Dale?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
68. What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey.
69. What do you call a dancing ghost?
70. Why do people go to Disneyland?
So they can get a little goofy!
71. What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
72. What does Olaf eat for lunch?
73. Why did none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips birthday party?
Because it was a Barbie-Q.
74. Where does Olaf keep his money?
In a snow bank.
75. Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the marketplace?
She was looking for a date.
76. Why did Captain Hook get suspended from school?
For playing “Hookey”
77. What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your garden?
78. Which US state reminds Mickey of his girlfriend?
79. What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey and Louie with a cow?
Quackers and Milk
80. What do you call a dog who bites Queen Elsa?
81. What doesn’t Alice like about Wonderland?
The drama queen of hearts.
82. What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
83. How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
Take away his credit cards!
84. Why did Sven try to eat Olafs nose?
Because he doesn’t carrot (care at) all.
85. What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
Winnie the P.U
86. What does Baloo need to live?
The Bear Necessities.
87. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
88. What do you call a stupid Disney character?
89. Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
He was going on a Minnie vacation.
90. Why was Tigger in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
91. Knock Knock!
Snow use, I’ve forgotten my name again!
92. What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
93. Where do Disney characters like to eat?
Mickey D’s (Mcdonald’s)
94. Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.
95. What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?
96. How many men does it take to whoop a tiger?
None. Mowgli can do it all by himself!
97. How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she’s sad?
98. What do you call a long pen?
99. What happens when you make Chip and Dale angry?
You Donald Duck for cover.
100. What’s Minnie’s favorite thing to wear?
Well, we’ve reached the end of our list. Hope you didn’t get too goofy while reading those.
It’s time to sprinkle a little fairy dust and fly off.